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Brexit Christmas

by Junkman's Choir

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A Christmas Carol from the Choir of Junkmen.

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Brexit Christmas
On the first day, you were singing a song;
About how you got the oven-ready Brexit done.
And on the second day, when you woke up;
You realised that it was gonnae suck.
And on the third day, there were queues at the port;
Kent became a massive lorry park.
And on the fourth day, when all the trucks moved on;
The European workers left and never returned.

We wish you a merry Brexit Christmas;
Underneath the mistletoe, waiting for a Glasgow kiss.
Jesus, Joseph and Mary; have been deported on a plane back home.
Even Santa cannae get a visa to come.

On the fifth day there were no gold rings;
Only phoney Brexit mania was starting to stink.
On the sixth day, we got our freedom back;
And we covered all the beaches and the rivers in kack.
And on the seventh day, the empty supermarket shelves;
And a big red bus got burned to a shell.
And on the eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh and twelve;
Scotland, Wales and Ireland went for themselves.

We wish you a merry Brexit Christmas;
Underneath the mistletoe, waiting for a Glasgow kiss.
Jesus, Joseph and Mary; have been deported on a plane back home.
Even Santa cannae get a visa to come.

We wish you a merry Brexit Christmas;
Underneath the mistletoe, waiting for a Glasgow kiss.
Jesus, Joseph and Mary; have been deported on a plane back home.
Even Santa cannae get a visa to come.

Brexit Christmas.
Christ its Brexmas.
Christ it breaks my heart.
Brexit Christmas.

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released December 11, 2021
Lyrics: D. Wiseman
Music: Junkman's Choir
Special guest backing vocals: J. Chalmers
Photo artwork: W. Warns
Artwork: J. Chalmers.

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Junkman's Choir Scotland, UK

Junkman's Choir are a two man band with a global sound; playing a mix of Cajun, country sea shanties, rockin' reels and spinning some twists and turns on the works of Rabbie Burns.
The sound of accordion, pocket trumpet, guitar and vocals, is as unique as it is infectious.
Look out for them on street or stage, stomping out their steel-toed rhythm.
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